pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My dick has a subreddit
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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