Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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