Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have aggressive nipples.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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