This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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