is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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