I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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