when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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