What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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