the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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