If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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