i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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