We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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