Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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