Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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