C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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