We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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