Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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