My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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