You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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