I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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