I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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