Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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