just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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