She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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