I must be too annoying 4 u.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
