My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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