These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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