Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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