The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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