I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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