she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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