I'm drive I can fine osifer
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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