hotel room ftw
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i think i have herpe
just one?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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