I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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