their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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