you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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