Whod you bang
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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