North Korea, Best Korea!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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