Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize