Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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