I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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