brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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