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(734): View more from Michigan

The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...

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(562): View more from California

well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.

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(906): View more from Michigan

cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go

(319): View more from Iowa

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS

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(818): View more from California

more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Man I sound like a slutty Mormon

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life

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