She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Houston, we have a squirter
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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