I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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