wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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