I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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