Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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