Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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