I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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