I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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