Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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