What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
