I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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