I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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