i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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