physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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