How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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