Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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