yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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