Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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